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- You should do this as much as possible! I mean, you're here right...so live a little!
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Don't worry, we have no intentions of ripping you off......remember, we WANT you to come back....AND buy more stuff!!! - Make sure to specify the size(s) that you would like in the paypal notes. All of our shirts are available in sizes Small through XXXL
- Shirts are available in BLACK, BROWN, NAVY BLUE, GREY, GREEN, AND WHITE. PLEASE SPECIFY SIZE & COLOR IN YOUR PAYPAL NOTES
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THE GENERAL -WEINERZ TEE Start your day off right with a bowl chock full of nuts!! Weinerz....the cereal that lets 'em hang!!!! -Kid Producing......Mother
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Slacker Brewing Co. Tee Ahh beer...the
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F**K Stix Ladies loooooove f**k stix! Well most do...and the one's that don't, well hey man it is what it is....
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My Girlfriend Smith & Wesson would be proud
to see you displaying their hard work and ingenuity on your chest and well dammit so would we! |
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General Pimpshit-Red & Green
If Andy Warhol designed this shirt then this is what it would
look like, but since he didn't and I did I guess that makes me cooler than him because Warhol never had a website!
HA! Take that Warhol!
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Go DJ!!! Now you know we couldn't for
get about the ladies!!!
Hey ma...yeah you...the one looking at the screen.... Look...I don't wanna sound forward or nothin', but I can't think of anything sexier than a woman wearing a Slacker tee....and that's all, I mean just the tee... OK, maybe that's a bit unfair because well let's be honest....a woman can wear a potato chip bag and look sexy if she wants to, but we're just sayin' ...in OUR opinion, the Slacker tee would be a nice touch. |
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Pink Monkey Tee Beauty & The Beast never looked so good! We give you 'The Pink Monkey tee" Strong enough for a man & made for a....oh, no wait...that's the deodorant
commercial huh? Oh well...you get the picture... Just buy one damn it!
For best results, give them plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization.
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FEED THE PIG Are gas prices too high? Home equity too low? Well
before you go hit the nearest freeway off-ramp with a cheesy cardboard sign begging me to help you, let me give you a few
pieces of advice: 1) Buy this shirt! 2) Buy this shirt! 3) Before you die learn to play an instrument As
for the recession...well I just hope you saved $19.99 to spend on this shirt!
For best results, give them plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization.
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General Pimpshit Tee He's the monkey on a mission y'all....General Pimpshit, The official Slacker mascot!!
For best results, give them plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization.
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R-Kansas to Los Angeles Jazz man.....Jazz!!!!! I mean seriously, if you don't
like jazz then the terrorists have already won!
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Loser-O's Get
your daily dose of vitamins, minerals, and uhhhh...well actually there is absolutely no nutritional value whatsoever in a
box of Loser'O's....In fact, its pretty much just a box of the fake Cherrio's you get from the $0.99 store, and
we just dumped a gang of like sugar and sweet stuff in there. I mean...they are called Loser-O's...what did you
expect??
Loser-O's .....for the Slacker in all of us!!!!! For best results, give them plenty of sun, frequent watering, and regular fertilization.
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Dead Red As if a homicidal monkey with a pistol wasn't menacing enough......
we did this one with some red highlights!!! Why,
because its my company and I do whatever the hell I want! Thats why! Oh what? Oh ok....so now I'm being a jerk....well you know what? I'll be that,
just as long as I'm not sitting in a cubicle like SOME PEOPLE watching the clock seconds tick away with baited breath....because
you're a slave man.....a slave to the constraints of society, man.....well not me...I'm a free thinker! So there
you have it.....wait, what were we talking about again?
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GainGreen Ok seriously.......how fresh would it be to wash yo' clothes
and then just smell like money? Not that greasy
dollar bill that you get back from the guy at the gas station...I mean a fresh, crispy, straight-from-the-mint-and-to-the-ATM
BIG FACE!!! OOOH WEEEE! Ok...you'll have to excuse me...I need a cold shower.....
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